d66 Loot the Body (refurbished)

d66 things in this unlucky stiff's pockets

This post is getting remade. Tweaked a little, but mostly being redone so you can read it on a mobile device without having to substitute one of Venca's eyes for your own.

When you loot a body, first roll a d66% for location on the body where this dude kept their good stuff: 11~34: Purse 

35~41: Inner vest pocket 

42~51: Boot 

52~56: Hat 

61~66: Britches. 

Second, roll a brace of sixers. I have some sub-tables for the items marked with *.

 

11 1d4 rations                                                    

12 PC level in copper*                                         

13 PC level ×1d6! (exploding d6) copper*                   

14 PC level in copper, one silver*                    

15 PC level in silver*                                    

16 PC level ×1d6! (exploding d6) gold*

Coinage sub-table (1d66): 11~34: shmeckles, 35~41: CHUD currency, 42~44: devil lucre (blasphema franca), 45~51: obols (good for deals with Charon, so maybe leave a couple for this poor stiff?), 52~54: coin of the next realm/kingdom over, 55~56: coins from the future, where one of the PC's royal visage has been minted, 61~66:1990s USA currency (pennies, nickles and quarters).

 

21 a statuette*

22 a bonito log 

23 a lump of purest green    

24 a robot's battery

25  a map to a dungeon

26  a Tijuana bible

Statuettes sub-table (1d8): 1) cat god; 2) unknown woman; 3) eldritch entity (sanity check!); 4) a member amongst the PCs!; 5) an unknown gods god, preferably a known one; 6) a pontiff; 7) a king, 8) duck on top, key on bottom

Statuettes sub-sub-table of materials (d10): 1) dolomite, 2) gold, 3) pewter, 4) lead, 5) wood, 6) crudely carved wood, 7) wax, 8) copper, 9) brass, 10) melted coins

 

31 a fan with a faction symbol

32 a very small "shower" spell scroll

33 someone (known)'s undies

34 an I.O.U. from "Big Paula"

35 a deed to Tegel Manor

36 scrip: a demon's secret name

 

41 an ear and a lizard 

42 a wand (might backfire)

43 a hymnal

44 a kung-fu manual

45 a prophylactic 

46 matryoshka dolls

 

51 faerie in a jar

52 oil lamp (empty)

53 jewelry* 

54 a key

55 a court summons

56 spool of thread  

Jewelry sub-table (1d12)(roll a d6×10×danger of acquisition to find monetary value): 1) earring, 2) earrings, 3) eye-patch, 4) nose-ring, 5) necklace, 6) torque, 7) diadem, 8) sheriff's badge, 9) rapper's grill, 10) blinged knuckle-dusters, 11) codpiece, 12) a band (a ring).

 

61 letter from this dude's love

62 intercepted scandalous missive

63 note on where a cult is meeting next

64 a monogrammed handkerchief

65 letter written in PCs own hand?!

66 last will & testament of "Bad Bob"

Hey, maybe the players discover something before they even get to that pocket.

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