Thursday, November 29, 2012

Green Chaelonian

DCCRPG stats for a monster I first talked about here.

Green Chael: Init +3; Atk Mind blast +3 area (save or 1d6+5 and -1d to hit till next round) or slam +8 melee (dmg 1d8+5; on crit: save or be turned into a book folio); AC 15; HD 6d8; MV 25’ or climb 20’; Act 2d20; SP can rewrite history with a DC15 Will save once per turn, changes that would affect the PCs can be resisted with a DC 5 will save; SV Fort +6, Ref +0, Will +7; AL L.

Monday, November 26, 2012

d12 Table: Funny NPC Voices/Mannerisms

I'm too lazy to make a proper table, but mix and match characteristics on the right with names on the left. Roll 2 d12s if you want. Hey, I linked to a bunch of funny YouTube videos for them all.

1: Michael Cain Falling asleep
2: Dr. Girlfriend Wants to one-up everyone
3: Eccentric English Aristocrat Wants to be punished
4: Sean Connery Tells Yo Mama jokes
5:James Earl Jones Is holding in Gas
6: Christopher Walken Is impatient
7: Street Urchin (go deeper for an adult) Is sycophantic
8: Sara Silverman Sneering
9: Hugh Grant Spaces Out
10: Gollum Thinks everything is quaint
11: Jeremy Irons/Christopher Lloyd Out of breath
12: Orson Wells Sometimes burst into song