Saturday, March 22, 2025

GOZR monster generator


I had a think and tried to isolate the kinds of sounds you might find in a GOZR RPG (affil link) monster name, then I figured what the heck, I’ll make yet another bookmarklet, a GOZR monsterator (drag it to your bookmarks toolbar or click it)!

But here is the table I plugged into it:

Prefix         (d20)    Middle (d12)       Suffix Table (d20)
1. Atta-1. -ar-1. -sor
2. Bol-2. -in-2. -k
3. Gru-3. -ul-3. -te
4. Hin-4. -ek-4. -rat
5. Ick-5. -og-5. -muck
6. Krol-6. -ir-6. -guin
7. Lok-7. -ax-7. -bot
8. Mro-8. -um-8. -n
9. Moo-9. -or-9. -ku
10. Pre-10. -ix-10. -dor
11. Quetzl-11. -ur-11. -pow
12. Rakka-12. -az-12. -don
13. Zor-
13. -zak
14. Vrak-
14. -vex
15. Thul-
15. -goth
16. Gor-
16. -lith
17. Skra-
17. -zul
18. Nar-
18. -vok
19. Xul-
19. -thar
20. Ygg-
20. -wyn


Saturday, March 15, 2025

Too Many Halfling Haberdashers! New Hobbit Jobs

First of all, I have had—let’s face it—stupid players ask me what a hobbit is in a DCC game. It’s a word for halfling, dumb-dumb. Don’t let Tolkien’s lawyers rob you of it. We got the Denham Tracts on our side.

Second, DCCRPG tends to produce demihumans with the same job over and over. I’m sick of it! Here’s d50 new hobbit jobs.
 
 
 
  1. Bookie

    • Trained Weapon: Quill (as dart)

    • Trade Goods: Ledger, pouch of betting tokens

  2. Troubadour

    • Trained Weapon: Lute (as club)

    • Trade Goods: Sheet music, flask of fine wine

  3. Digger

    • Trained Weapon: Shovel (as staff)

    • Trade Goods: Bag of fertile soil, small clay pot

  4. Carpenter

    • Trained Weapon: Hammer (as club)

    • Trade Goods: Wooden chair, set of wooden nails

  5. Chandler

    • Trained Weapon: Scissors (as dagger)

    • Trade Goods: Hand-dipped candles (12), block of beeswax

  6. Tinker

    • Trained Weapon: Wrench (as club)

    • Trade Goods: Brass gears, small clockwork toy

  7. Barista

    • Trained Weapon: Mug (as club)

    • Trade Goods: Bag of roasted coffee beans, ceramic coffee cup

  8. Dandelion Wine Brewer

    • Trained Weapon: Pruners (as dagger)

    • Trade Goods: Bottle of dandelion wine, corked jug

  9. Florist

    • Trained Weapon: Shears (as dagger)

    • Trade Goods: Bouquet of fresh flowers, packet of seeds

  10. Baker

    • Trained Weapon: Rolling pin (as club)

    • Trade Goods: Hard tack rations, bag of flour

  11. Miller

    • Trained Weapon: Sickle (as dagger)

    • Trade Goods: Sack of flour, small grinding stone

  12. Glassblower

    • Trained Weapon: Glass-blowing rod (as club)

    • Trade Goods: Glass orb, set of colored glass beads

GOZR roll20 macros

If there were any fumbles, crits, or explosions,
the rolls would be highlighted.

Here are a few macros we used during a recent GOZR game. Basically, they do the math for you you. You can see at a glance how much you exceeded your AC by and then add it to your damage. If you fail to defend yourself the Gooz Master can see how much you failed by and add that to their damage dice. Easy peasy.

You'll need the attributes name, Prowess, WEAP,  Magic, and Cunning on your sheet to use the macros.

PRO

&{template:default} {{name=Prowess Roll by @{name}}} {{Roll=[[1d20+?{Modifier|0}-@{Prowess}]], success if 0 or more, solid hit if 5 or more, graze if exactly -1}} {{oh shit=you can spend a gooz to pass a roll}} {{dmg=[[@{WEAP}]]  plus margin of success (min 1)}}


MAG

&{template:default} {{name=Magic Roll by @{name}}} {{Roll=[[1d20+?{Modifier|0}-@{Magic}]], success if 0 or more, solid hit if 5 or more, graze if exactly -1}}  {{oh shit=you can spend a gooz to pass a roll}}
CUN

&{template:default} {{name=Cunning Roll by @{name}}} {{Roll=[[1d20+?{Modifier|0}-@{Cunning}]], success if 0 or more, solid hit if 5 or more, graze if exactly -1}}  {{oh shit=you can spend a gooz to pass a roll}}


Finally, I used the below macro to roll initiative each round as well as monster threats. In retrospect, I think I'd like to have the threat dice be a roll query and input it myself each time.

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&{template:default} {{name=round ?{what round} starts}} {{initiative die=[[d6]] (on a one to three, the monsters go first)}} {{spend  gooz?= you can seize the initiative, personally}} {{threat dice=d3[[d3]][[d3]][[d3]] d4[[d4]][[d4]][[d4]] d6[[d6]][[d6]][[d6]] d8[[d8]][[d8]][[d8]] d10[[d10]][[d10]][[d10]] d12[[d12]][[d12]][[d12]] }} {{monsters losing? = Morale roll [[1t[monsterMorale]]] }}

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Thursday, March 13, 2025

GOZR bookmarklet 2: Gooz Exuder Goozes Even Gooder

Get it? Pick your own? Huh?

 

If you need instructions, look at my past post.

The bookmarklet here (and in the past post) is now updated to include a few things including an exclusive from JV West himself: Needs and Deeds from the upcoming sequel GOZR book. I dunno the title yet. May I suggest GOZ hardeR?

If you don't like your need or deed, make one of your own! The game lets you pick a whole lot of stuff, and no RPG is the boss of you anyways.

Once again, I urge you all to go out and get GOZR (it's like 5 bucks if you are willing to settle for a PDF (affiliate link), but I like the print version).

If this lights a fire in anyone's belly, I'm running GOZR on Discord on Friday evenings (U.S. time). My user name is Claytonian.
 

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Tuesday, March 11, 2025

GOZR gooz generator


the following is intended to be put into a bookmarklet. I… dunno how to do javascript things otherwise…

The bookmarklet: Make a Gooz (drag it to your bookmarks bar or make a new bookmark and copy the link from it, then edit it into your bookmark). You can test it just by clicking it here too.

It will generate a gooz PC for you. You’ll need James West’s GOZR to like, play the game. I really recommend you get the print version

Anyhoo, test it out, let me know if it works. If you wanna play GOZR, I am running it Fridays (U.S. time) on Discord, so.



If you wanna see the javascript, it's after the jump.