Making the reaction table a percentile table of silliness

The party encounters a dungeon Vulcan and 
they bond over a shared love of Landru

I was curious about the Mentzer Basic reaction rolls. They use 2d6, but have up to further rolls. It felt like too much, so I figured out the percentage chance for each one and spitballed some reasons why it goes that way. I was imagining porks and dungeon dinos for some reason. Hopefully I covered a gamut of monster interactions with PCs.

First the original table, then my percentile version.

2: Immediate Attack 3-5: Possible attack, roll again*:   2-8: Attack   9-12: Uncertain, roll again*:     2-5: Attack     6-8: Leave     9-12: Friendly

6-8: Uncertain, roll again*:   2-5: Attack   6-8: Negotiate, roll again*:     2-5: Attack     6-8: Leave     9-12: Friendly   9-12: Friendly

9-11: Possibly friendly, roll again*:   2-5: Uncertain, roll again*:     2-5: Attack     6-8: Leave     9-12: Friendly   6-12: Friendly 12: Immediately Friendly

And now for my version

d100	Reaction	How it goes (until the PCs bungle it up)
01~03	Attack	Charges right at you! Maximum hatred! Diehard morale!
04~21	Attack	Aggressively rears up, decides you ain't all that, and launches in!
22~23	Attack	Uncertain circling turns into a sudden strike! #youJustGotProbed
24~35	Attack	Initial hesitation leads to hostility! "Why are you blinking like that?!"
36~41	Attack	Curious Sniffing or negotiations break down into combat.
42~43	Attack	Apparent friendliness was a ruse or misunderstanding.
44~46	Leaves	Monster decides you aren't worth the trouble. You been working out?
47~55	Leaves	After a tense standoff, the monster stalks away.
56~58	Leaves	Monster considers an alliance, but chooses to exit. Maybe impress it later.
59~60	Friendly	Jeering, hackles, or growls give way to curiosity.
61~66	Friendly	Successful negotiation leads to a bond. Let's kill together!
67~78	Friendly	Hesitation resolves into a helpful attitude. Temporary alliance?
79~80	Friendly	Uncertain at first, but comes to accept you. Racism is over!
81~97	Friendly	Naturally amicable encounter. Licks you or compliments dress.
98~100	Friendly	Immediate and enthusiastic friendship. Hello, I'm not creepy! I have a gift for you!

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